lizznotliz:

Codex: Life is pretty good right now! [gasps] Why did I say that? I just totally jinxed it!

The Guild 4x05: Loot Envy

fujiidom:betternovembers:

We’re lost.  We are not gone.

fujiidom:

Codex: A bunch of jerks cut in front of us in line! Illegal! I would never do that! Of course, one time, I got caught holding the door open after an orchestra concert, for twenty-five minutes straight. So, I’m not really the best measure of assertiveness. Anyway, I’m looking at these guys and then I get an idea. Standing up for ourselves may be a great way to reunify the guild! I mean, it’s easy to bond over hating something together. The internet it total proof of that.

The Guild, 3.02 - Anarchy!

fadsforwhateveryeah:

“I told the boss that I had a family thing come up. So if anyone asks, you’re my cousin who had boob surgery.”

nothingbuttherain:

Hi, I’m Felicia Day. As you know, colliding galaxies sure are scary.

When Galaxies Collide

nothingbuttherain:

Codex: Stop playing me like I am you.
Cyd: I am you.
Codex: Hmmm…You wish.

The Guild, 3x12 Hero

screenwipenewscene:

betternovembers:

Codex: I guess it was pretty desperate, thinking the Guild could help me with this Zaboo, you know… whatever this is.  Maybe I should go to my spam holder for help!  ”Dear mini-hymen, thanks for tell me about your herbal Viagra!  Any chance you can help me with this warlock on my couch?” …I know, I’m not funny.

The Guild, 1x06: Total Wipe